Friday, December 3, 2010

DAY 42 - Nose Conscious.

Your nose is the gateway to the ultimate all-in-all. 
Don't leave home without it. 
Have you ever observed your nose? Or as a kid have you ever tried to look down at your nose directly?


If you haven't, try now. It's fun, especially when do it in front of the kids. You'll get their attention and they'll follow you everywhere. But you have to do it conspicuously and dramatically.


Nevertheless . . . don't do it front of adults or the nobles and notables. They'll think you're a stuck-up weirdo and need psychiatric help!


And why? 


- Try it with anyone of those respectable adults, perhaps your own boss for instance, you'll know right away.


Now here is how. Everytime someone, especially your boss, wants to talk to you, look at him or her through your nose and respond, you'll see their reaction. This is a 100% guarantee!


Mind you, this kind of behaviour only reserves for those of you who are bored with life and have nothing to do or want to feel what it means to be real. Are you one of them?! If not then this is not for you. If yes then have fun. Try it and see, that is, observe people through your nose. However, do it with discretion. Don't act too conspicuous like you're nose-observing them!


When you do this often, it'll become a habit. Then you'll become professionally nose-conscious. 


- But why? Why should you be a nose-conscious professional? What do you gain from it?!


Simple. You'll be self-conscious rather than self-centered and self-serious. You'll be real and in the moment. Most of all, it's fun.


Nose-conscious is the condition for you to be in the present. 
Nose-conscious is also the condition for you to be self-aware.
Nose-conscious is the ultimate condition for you to be breath-aware.


A new dance move: Nose Breaker . . . Bet you can't beat that!
Truly the hinge of life and death lies at the nose. Thence comes in life and thence comes out demise. Thence comes in divine breath and thence comes out human death. Thence one finds strength for the body, clarity for the mind, peace for the heart and rest for the soul.


Once again, here's how. 


Be aware of your breathing . . . . now.


Be aware of the breath entering and exiting your nose. 


Be aware of the breath entering and exiting your right nose and then your left. 


Notice when you shut the right hole of your nose with your right thumb and breathe out 12 times, you'll find your mind become quite clear and your body relaxed . . . . . Then you shut the left hole with your left thumb and breathe out 12 times, you'll chase off tiredness and regain your strength naturally. That's how you get rid of headaches and get back your energy quickly without resorting to medicines or becoming drug dependent.


Simply close your eyes, shut your right nose and breathe out 12 times . . ., you'll feel lightness and stress free . . . . . Then do the same for your left nose and breathe out 12 times . . ., you'll find strength and self-composure.


Breathe out . . . now into the atmosphere of hope and love in the Most Humble and Holy Ghost.


God bless y'all. 















































1 comment:

  1. This is quite hilarious. Got me gIgLiNg like a nut case. I am sure nose-bserving will enhance my weirdo status. Thank you, Father. God bless thee.

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